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Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	198
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	181
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	5712

Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

BestCraftMc

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, survival multiplayer factions skyblock creative economy roleplay minigames pvp adventure building mods dungeons exploration community crafting farming medieval magic technology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	2128	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	697	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

bestcraftmc.com:27143

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	4457
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crops Grown:	8747
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Animals Bred:	92	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1380	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crops Grown:	3963
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Towns Built:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	738757
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6786

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).