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  • Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft

    Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 2484
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 181
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Animals Bred: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dawn MC Server

    Overview:

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla
    Focus Enhancing multiplayer fun while maintaining classic vanilla gameplay
    Community Small, close-knit, friendly

    Rules:

    1. Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
    2. 21+ community only.
    3. Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
    4. Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
    5. Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area.
    6. Seek approval to build close to other players.

    Apply:

    If you are interested in joining the Dawn MC server, please apply here.

    If you have any questions, reach out on our Discord.

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How long has the community been around? The community has been around for over four years.
    What is the age requirement? The community is for 21+ age group only.
    Are there any specific rules regarding building? Avoid building in the spawn area without approval and seek permission to build close to others.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RegretCraft Minecraft Server

    RegretCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 8766
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 247 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

    We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

    The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 1165
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dimension Hops: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9814
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Villages Defended: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

    Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

    PixelPerfect Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 7134
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2961
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

    We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

    Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCampNoWay

    CraftyCampNoWay
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 7419
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 262
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magic Items Found: 7605 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 487018 Astral Projections Made: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

    And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ForbiddenFragrance

    ForbiddenFragrance
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 6873
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 89 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 3292
    Villages Defended: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TreePhoto Minecraft Server

    TreePhoto Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6084
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Potions Brewed: 117 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

    PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 9965
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

    GutCraft: Poopocalypse!
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 3966
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Potions Brewed: 133 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”SmiteCraft Server”

    ”SmiteCraft Server”
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 9626
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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