We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.
Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?
Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!
Come on over and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be, without any of that toxic negativity.
Let’s leave the self-hate and mommy issues behind and focus on having a good time together in our wacky and wild Minecraft community.
Who needs real life drama when you can join us and have a blast exploring, building, and just having a great time with fellow gamers?
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But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!
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Join us for a unique gaming experience where you never know what you’ll find around the corner. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, our server is a rollercoaster of excitement.
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PokeNova Prides itself on being a community based server, we find our success to be the communities success. We love to interact and take opinions of those who always wanted to be involved in a group and to collectively improve our server. PokeNova takes the great elements of The Pixelmon Mod and tries to bring out the story base elements people crave from the original Pokemon games. Along with the forever updating storylines, we aim to please with grinding journeys, MMO exhibitions, and creative showcases. We want to be the perfect home for anyone and everyone, and will continue to showcase that in our server, our work, and our overall positive attitude into the Minecraft and Pixelmon Community.
How To join? Website: 🌐 Website Discord: 📷 Discord
| Players | We are an older community so 18+ swearing is allowed, we average 15 players and peak at 30. |
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| Development | We are a fairly new and are releasing updates every single week! We have automatic PokeSnap, Story Gyms, Skills, BattleTower, Bingo, Hunts, and more! QOL Systems: We have claims, playerwarps, player guilds, vaults, chestshops and more! |
We are fairly new and if you love Pokémon, would love your input and would love for you guys to try us out!
A: Unfortunately, as an older community, we only allow players who are 18 and above.
A: We release updates including automatic PokeSnap, Story Gyms, Skills, BattleTower, Bingo, Hunts, and more!
A: We have claims, playerwarps, player guilds, vaults, chestshops, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.
But wait, there’s more! We also have the option to make the main quest impossible to finish. That’s right, no more boring quests that you can complete in your sleep. On our server, you’ll have to use all your wit and cunning to overcome obstacles that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of never knowing what’s around the corner. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or unlock a secret level that will blow your mind. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see where your Minecraft adventure takes you!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like CC2#1: Operation Pyrolysis – Flamebringer skin on steroids. You’ll be battling alongside Surtr, Mizuki, and Pozemka, who are so skilled they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so epic, it’s like a Path of Life event for Defender Underflow. Join now and you’ll be partying with Guard Ulpianus and Supporter Lucilla, who once built a castle out of obsidian in under 10 minutes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for Fartooth and Shalem, they’re known for pulling pranks on unsuspecting players.
On our server, you can build your own world where talking is optional and the only lectures you’ll hear are from the friendly villagers (who surprisingly know a lot about physics and finance). Say goodbye to the days of being called an asshole for making harmless jokes and hello to a community where everyone appreciates a good sense of humor.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild without the fear of being lectured for hours on end. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who prefers building castles over giving speeches!
We have griefers, builders, and even some players with mysterious pasts just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad has a secret life too! So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises?
