Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

Asian art, Asian cuisine, Asian culture, Asian history, Asian traditions, China, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Crafty, east asia, Minecraft, Panda, Server, Zhongguo

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	147
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	858
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

ChinkoidsCraft SMP – The Efficiency Masters

Asian cuisine, Asian traditions, bamboo sticks, chinese culture, Chinkoids, ChinkoidsCraft, Chopsticks, culinary history, cultural inventions, cultural practices, cultural stereotypes, eating habits, efficiency, efficient utensil, food culture, food utensils, grains of rice, Inventing, Masters, rice eating, smp, Stereotypes, traditional eating, traditional utensils

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness of the real world and enter a realm where Chinkoids reign supreme! Join us as we embark on epic quests to discover the lost art of using utensils other than bamboo sticks.

But beware, these Chinkoids are not your average villagers. They have mastered the art of rice-eating to a whole new level. Rumor has it that they can consume a mountain of rice in just one sitting!

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of rice. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking the true potential of the Chinkoids!

Stone Age Minecraft Server

age, Anime, best girl, character comparison, chemistry, debate, dr stone, Fandom, favorite character, frequent appearances, Girl Power, H2SO4-chan, HNO3-chan, kawaii human form, Manga, Minecraft, nitric acid, nitric-chan, science fiction, Server, STONE, sulfuric acid, sulfuric-chan

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Items Found:	4934
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	5688
Void Armor Forged:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the most important debates of all time – like who is the best girl between H2SO4-chan and HNO3-chan! Join us and witness epic battles between these chemical cuties as they fight for your affection. Sulfuric-chan may have a kawaii human form, but don’t underestimate the fiery passion of nitric-chan! Choose your side wisely and prepare for some explosive fun on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough rare ores, you can unlock a secret date scene with your favorite chemical waifu. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

4chan, Allsync, Archived, archives, Authors, CYOA, cyoag, desuarchive, F.A.Q., interactives, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, Switcheroos Edition, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a Choose Your Own Adventure book on steroids.

In this server, you’ll find CYOAs that are so mind-bendingly awesome, they couldn’t even be contained in /tg/’s /cyoag. We’re talking about CYOAs that will make you question reality, challenge your creativity, and maybe even make you question your life choices.

But that’s not all! Our archives are filled with both SFW and NSFW CYOAs, so you never know what you’re going to stumble upon. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you find mind-blowing interactive experiences.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and make life-altering decisions all in one place? It’s like living in a fantasy world, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Don’t wait, jump in and start your adventure in our Switcheroos Edition Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you?

CraftyMom Minecraft Server

#sociopath, Apology, Behavior, communication problems, condescending, condoning, CraftyMom, cutting off, Daughters, DISRESPECTFUL, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, moody teen, mother-daughter relationship, mouthy, narcissistic ex, parenting, Server, single mother, Struggling, unkind

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful teenagers who think they know everything? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any backtalk from moody teens.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you are in control. Build your dream home, go on epic adventures, and make new friends who won’t talk down to you like a “complete moron.”

Say goodbye to condescending attitudes and hello to a supportive community of players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and leave the real world behind – because who needs that kind of negativity when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

MommyCraft: Noob Zone – Kid-Free Hosting

Boundaries, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, Etiquette, foster care, friendship, homeschooling, Hosting, inclusion, KidFree, Manners, MommyCraft, noob, parenting, patience, Playdate, Social Skills, socialization, special needs, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.

But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?

IllegalMinecraftSMP

breaking the law, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, daily illegal activities, illegal actions, illegal activities, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal customs, illegal deeds, illegal habits, illegal patterns, illegal practices, illegal routines, IllegalMinecraftSMP, illicit activities, law violations, lawless behavior, regular lawbreaking, unlawful actions, unlawful behavior

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is strictly legal and above board? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Do you enjoy stealing your neighbor’s diamonds while they’re not looking? Or maybe you get a kick out of setting fire to entire forests just for fun? Well, on our server, you can do all that and more! We even have a special “Prank of the Week” competition where the most outrageous and destructive prank wins a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can buy and sell illegal items like enchanted golden apples, dragon eggs, and even banned potions. And if you get caught by the server mods, don’t worry – we have a secret underground prison where you can plot your escape with your fellow inmates.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, join us today! Just remember to leave your morals at the door and embrace your inner mischief maker.

CraftyKidMyths

changing perspectives, childhood beliefs, childhood enlightenment, childhood fantasies, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, cognitive development., CraftyKidMyths, debunked myths, evolving beliefs, false beliefs, growing up, learning, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, reality check, shattered illusions, unlearning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1854	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Balkan-Craft

admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

51.38.218.134:25511

Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

apply, Cats, Community, Community vote, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, elysia, Events, Grief Prevention, HERD, Lost, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, server chat, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

About Us

Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

Features

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat integration
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in only PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

Non-Features

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

Ready to Join?

If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

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