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Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Towns Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	5243	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

alike, carbon copy, CLONE, comparable, doppelganger, double, he’s literally me, Hes, Identical, indistinguishable, kindred spirits, LolCraft, lookalike, Matching, Mirror Image, SIMILAR, soulmates, twin, twin souls, Twins, two peas in a pod

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

asset, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FogCraft, Ghostbin, hilarious, mashup, MEDIAFIRE, meets, Minecraft, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Rentry, Repository, Resources, steam community, Thread

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Crafty, DILF, Kingdom

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9601	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

ai, AI Songwriting, Artificial Intelligence, cd, Craft, Creative Technology, digital artist, ep, future of music, Jams, Music, music production, original, Original music, Oshi, song, SUNO, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, voca, vocaloid, Vtuber

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Items Found:	7337	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Blockbuster Bonanza

ABSOLUTE CINEMA, action, Actor, actress, blockbuster, bonanza, cinematography, classic, comedy, cult film, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, film festival, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie, Movie, must watch, romance, Thriller

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Villages Defended:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	60816	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

18th birthday, Adulthood, Bash, Birthday, birthday celebration, blocky, Celebrity, celebrity children, controversy, DAUGHTER, entertainment industry, Fame, family, Hollywood, Media, milestone, parenting, political implications, public figure, society, speculation, Tom Cruise, Toms, turning 18

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	81
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Buildings Constructed:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!