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PixelPocalypse2029

advancement, Disappearance, Evolution, Extinction, future trends, innovation, long term predictions, Modernization, obsolescence, PixelPocalypse2029, predictions, progress, revolution, societal changes, societal shifts., technological advancements, Technology, transformation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mines Excavated:	3885	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of flying llamas, chickens doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of real diamonds (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter!

JailCraft Minecraft Server

alexei navalny, Court, defense attorneys, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, imprisonment of lawyers, JailCraft, jailed, judicial system, justice system, Late, Lawyers, legal defense, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, opposition leader, political dissent, political persecution, Russian, Server, trial

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Potions Brewed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5090	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a lawyer but also play minecraft at the same time? well, on our server u can do both! we have 3 lawyers who got jailed by a russian court but they still manage to play minecraft and give u legal advice at the same time. join now for the most lit and legal minecraft experience of ur life! #justiceforminecraftplayers

MineCraftMayhemSA

anger, Conflict Resolution, Fatalities, government response, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor rights, law enforcement, MineCraftMayhemSA, miners, Mining (Industry), Police Brutality, police tactics, protest, protest crackdown, public outrage, smoke them out, social unrest, south africa, standoff, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Emeralds Found:	2812

lol come join our minecraft server where we promise not to ‘smoke you out’ like those crazy police in south africa!! we don’t kill miners, we just mine for diamonds and build epic castles!! plus, we have a secret underground city where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af!! so don’t be a dead miner, come join us and let’s have some blocky fun together!! #justicefor87miners #minecraftpartytime 🎉💎🏰

DragonCity

Community, Discord, DragonCity, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft, Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Come play on our Minecraft server, don’t forget to join the Discord and participate in our awesome community and discover what we play outside of Minecraft

185.29.166.250:25004

AliAS Invaders Phase 1.20.2

1.20.2, AliAs, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Komachi Panko, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Amanogawa Shiina, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect Chisaka Airi, Phase Connect Divegrass Team., Phase Connect Dizzy Dokuro, Phase Connect Ember Amane, Phase Connect Erina Makina, Phase Connect Ex-Tsunderia, Phase Connect Friends, Phase Connect Fuura Yuri, Phase Connect Himemiya Rie, Phase Connect Idol Corp, Phase Connect Jelly Hoshiumi, Phase Connect Kaneko Lumi, Phase Connect Komachi Panko, Phase Connect Lia, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Character References, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Previous Thread, Phase Connect Remilia Nephys, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Connect Thread Template, Phase Connect Twitter, Phase Connect Twitter Widget, Remilia Nephys

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	5376	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like /pcgia/ but in blocky pixel form! We got Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko!

Imagine building a world with these crazy characters, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, we got all these other threads and links, like /pcg/, /vt/, /tcgia/, and more! It’s like a virtual party that never ends, bro! So come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #MinecraftMadness

TeenDefender Minecraft Server

Argument, Asshole, Background, Cash, Dck, Defending, disbelief, high school, husband, ice cream, Laughter, Minecraft, Mother, onesie, prick, PROM, regular customer, Regulars, Server, stink eye, teenager, TeenDefender, thank you

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?

So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!

BdayBashBummer

anxiety attack, BdayBashBummer, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, boyfriend’s birthday, boyfriend’s friends, college application, Communication, Family Support, high school, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, mental health struggles, restaurant celebration, self worth, social anxiety, social exclusion, Social Interaction, Surprise, Treatment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Villages Defended:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb every screenshot you take.

Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly llama racing competition where you can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Llama Champion! And don’t worry, our llamas are trained professionals who won’t spit on you (most of the time).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Creepers Anonymous” where you can vent about all the times those sneaky creepers blew up your hard work. It’s a safe space for all Minecraft players who have been traumatized by those green monsters.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SingleCraft SMP

DATING, Honesty, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, Single life, SingleCraft, smp

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Lol, bruh, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And the mobs? They drop enchanted golden apples like candy, no cap. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground disco club where you can party with villagers all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. It’s wild, man.

So, why are you single? Because you haven’t joined this epic Minecraft SMP yet, duh. Trust me, once you’re part of our wacky community, you’ll be drowning in Minecraft girlfriends. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join now and let the chaos begin!

AloneCraft: Weird & Wild Stories

alone, AloneCraft, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, eerie, Experience, funny, Ghostly, home alone, House, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, spooky, Stories, strange, Supernatural, unexplained, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	7107	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being home alone and having boring experiences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre encounters. From encountering a talking cow that gives you fashion advice to stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, you never know what you’ll find on our server. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Tik Tok Brain Rot Craft

addiction, behavioral patterns, Brain, brain activity, brain rot, cerebellum, cognitive function, Craft, Digital Media, emotional regulation, mental health, neuroscience, orbitofrontal cortex, research, reward processing, Rot, short video addiction, social media, social-networking, structural differences, study, Technology, TIK, tik tok, TOK

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Emeralds Found:	1627	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE TURN YOUR BRAIN INTO MUSH JUST LIKE TIK TOK! OUR PLAYERS HAVE SO MUCH FUN THAT THEIR BRAINS ARE LITERALLY CHANGING SHAPE!

WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!