Ashlyn Watkins Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1521	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Alien Abductions:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	999
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Crops Grown:	5758
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Votes:	1537	Rune Stones Activated:	8

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Star Shards Collected:	238

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3292
Animals Bred:	85	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	3815

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!