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CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Animals Bred:	194	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	510	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2736
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Votes:	2608
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Items Found:	2660	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	897398	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!