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DaughterDilemma Minecraft Server

ancestry test, Biological, biological parents, comfort, DAUGHTER, DaughterDilemma, Dna, family, family dynamics, HOMEWRECKER, Hospital, love, mental health, Minecraft, mother-in-law, no contact, real daughter, Server, stress, Support, well off

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	6625
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchantments Applied:	207	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to uncover your own shocking secrets – maybe you’ll find out you’re actually 76% Creeper!

Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like this family’s Ancestry test results. Who knows what kind of crazy surprises await you in our pixelated world?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden truths, all while building your own blocky empire. And don’t worry, we promise not to leak your secrets to your Minecraft in-laws! So what are you waiting for? Jump in and start crafting your own outrageous adventure today!

CraftyFamilyDrama

AITAH, Attorneys, controlled substance, CraftyFamilyDrama, criminal record, deportation, deportation consequences, difficult decision, faithful, family, felony charge, fentanyl, Green Card, home country, Marriage, MINOR, non-citizen, relationship, step children, Support, Visa

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: a 15-year-old stepchild getting arrested at school for possession of Fentanyl, facing jail time and deportation. But wait, there’s more! The stepchild’s father is a non-citizen with a green card, and the mother is in the middle of a visa situation. Can you handle the drama? Can you survive the chaos?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience the thrill of virtual family drama? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

YankCraft Minecraft Server

American, Behavior, Body language, characteristics, clothing, Cultural, customs, Flag, Gestures, Giveaway, habits, Identity, mannerisms, Minecraft, Nationality, non-verbal cues, patriotism, Server, Slang, speech patterns., Stereotypes, Traditions, YankCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Apart from their obsession with bacon and cheeseburgers, you can always tell someone is American when they start building a giant Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on bald eagles and shooting fireworks out of their hands. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore our secret underground bunker filled with unlimited amounts of pizza and hot dogs. So come on, join us and show off your American spirit in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

ConsoleCrafters

childhood gaming, childhood memories, console gaming, console purchase, ConsoleCrafters, first console, first purchase, gaming console, gaming console collection, gaming console history, gaming console memories, gaming console purchase, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, retro gaming, video game collection, video game console, Video Game History, video game nostalgia

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Remember that ancient relic called the GameCube? Yeah, well this Minecraft server is like stepping into a time machine and reliving those glory days of gaming. But instead of playing Mario Kart, you’ll be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a llama named Larry. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition – last year, someone actually rode a pig off a cliff and survived!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your first video game console, look no further. Join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.

SingleCraft: Where Being Alone is the New Normal!

14-20 years old, Attitudes, Contentment, DATING, generation, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Lifestyle, normal, normative, peer pressure, relationships, satisfaction, Self Discovery, single, SingleCraft, social norms, societal changes, societal expectations, trends, young people, youth culture

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

HEY U! YEAH, U! R U A LONELY TEENAGER WHO LOVES MINECRAFT? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL NEVER FEEL ALONE AGAIN! WE HAVE A COMMUNITY OF SINGLE TEENS WHO R HAPPY BEING ALONE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NO MORE AWKWARD DATING DRAMA, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!

OUR SERVER IS SO POPULAR THAT SCIENTISTS R STUDYING US! THEY SAY THAT LIVING ALONE IN MINECRAFT IS THE NEW NORMAL FOR TEENS! SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE TREND!

COME ON, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BE HAPPY BEING SINGLE IN MINECRAFT! YOLO, AMIRITE?

N4S Network

Creative, LifeSteal, Raiding, Survival, Survival Java Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP Combat PvP Gamemodes Cracked Multiplayer Adventure Minigames Creative Skyblock Economy Factions Skywars Prison Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to N4S Network! We are a Cracked Java and Bedrock Crossplay Lifesteal SMP as of now. Combat is 1.8 PvP as of now. We plan to add more gamemodes to the network in the future.

n4s-network.com

Sigma SMP

Anarchy, Competition, no girls, No Rules, Sigma SMP, sigmas, top spot, war server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Villages Defended:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Sigmas only, a war server where sigmas can compete against other sigmas for the top spot. No rules but no girls.

155.94.181.63:25574

PixieMines.com

Adventure, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Innovative, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, PixieMines, Plugins, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Rankup, RPG, Season, Server, teamwork, Unique, Updates

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

A friendly Prison server, with a twist of extra RPG aspects, and brand new ideas with most plugins being home made giving us the ability to ship massive updates in a faster pace. Join us in our first season and help us shape the server together!

mc.pixiemines.com

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimension Hops:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

CockyCraft Minecraft Server

body positivity, CockyCraft, Confidence, consequences, emotional fulfillment, large cock, long-term relationships, male anatomy, male privilege, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, self-image, Server, sexual attention, sexual harassment, Sexuality, size matters, societal expectations, society, workplace dynamics, workplace ethics

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	7697	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where having a large cock is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us and experience the wild world of blocky adventures with your massive member leading the way.

On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.

But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.