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Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	236
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Star Shards Collected:	159
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

brand awareness, brand development, brand identity, brand management, brand strategy, branding, branding solutions, Business, Company, Crafting, CraftyBlockz, creativity, Customization, digital presence, Entrepreneurship, experiences, Gamers, innovation, Marketing, online identity, Personalization, products, Services, Unique, username

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

F16RaidNLandMC

aerial combat, Air Force, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, european union, F-16s, F16RaidNLandMC, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, military intervention, Military operations, military support, nato, Netherlands, Russian territory, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

Bacteria, bacterial defense, Details, Development, editing, genetic engineering, genetics, genome, genome editing, innovation, Mechanism, Minecraft, Molecular biology, new tool, PlasmidProofed, plasmids, Platform, research, scientists, Server, step by step, strategy, Technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Discord, Issue, Minecraft, Server, vía, VIDAVAT

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.214.194:26186

DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, #youtube, Alcasthq, DescendantCraft, Download, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggester, Raiderking, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, season one, Server, Spreadsheet, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Emeralds Found:	8038	Farms Harvested:	929
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

doctor visit, DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP, injury, Medical advice, vespa accident, vespa accident advice, vespa accident help, vespa accident injury, vespa accident injury advice, vespa accident injury recovery, vespa accident injury treatment, vespa accident recovery, vespa accident recovery advice, vespa accident recovery process, vespa accident recovery time, vespa accident recovery timeline, vespa accident recovery tips, vespa crash, vespa injury, vespa safety

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7808
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!