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Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	6480
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7900	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	1913
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	4477	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3494
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	234
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Magicka server Minecraft

Explore, Friends, Magic, Magicka, Magistica, Minecraft, Server, Shaders, sorcery, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

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Hate Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Woke Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Animals Bred:	18

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Tokyo Mew Mew Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Hey there fellow anime lover! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you Tokyo Mew Mew and Cardcaptor Sakura fans out there!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!

Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

What is the IP for Doodle and Arkey Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	391830
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their distinct styles to create visually stunning and thought-provoking works of art. Their work is characterized by vibrant colors, intricate details, and a touch of whimsy. Follow along as Doodle and Arkey continue to push the boundaries of creativity and inspire others with their captivating creations.