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Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

20-30 minutes, Adventure, BLOCK, Challenging, Dungeons, Exploration, full dungeon, game design, gameplay, Gaming, honest thoughts, ice cavern, Immersive, legend of zelda, length, Minecraft, OoT, Oots, Opinions, Party, player experience, puzzle solving, Server, video games, Zelda

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Votes:	139	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	50
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, fantasy sharing, Fappy, fappy talky, FEMCEL, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinky conversation, mature discussion, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual talk, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

ABSTINENCE, BELIEF, Celibacy, chastity, Cool, FAITH, Innocence, moral code, Morals, purity, Religion, Satan, serpents, sex, Sin, spirituality, temptation, VALUES, VIRGINITY, Virtue

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

around the ring, BRING, Bring back the pool, bring it back, Cash, classic, Competition, Entertainment, iconic, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia trip, old school, Pool, Retro, Revival, Ring, smp, sports, Throwback, vintage vibes, wrestling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

A thread for the Marvelous Manic Mortician, Anime, Calliope, COSPLAY, cute, Entertainment, Forest, Gaming, hololive, horror games, Japan, japanese, Kawaii, Live Stream, Minecraft, musician, online personality, Server, Singer, twitch, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

ADDED, community relations, controversy, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic group, identity politics, inclusion, JewPacifying, Jews, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, placate, Political Correctness, Religious, sensitive topic, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2413	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

acceptance, Aloud, Behavior, Communication, conformity, confusion, Etiquette, Expression, freedom, Frustration, Language, Minecraft, Permission, Questioning, Repetition, RIGHTS, rules, Server, social norms, society, Speech, why

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	107
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Animals Bred:	130
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Bitcoin investment, bitcoin market, bitcoin selling tips, bitcoin trading, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, financial decision, Investment, Minecraft, selling assets, selling bitcoin, selling bitcoin advice, selling bitcoin for profit, selling bitcoin in august, selling bitcoin in august 2021, selling bitcoin strategy, selling bitcoin trend, selling cryptocurrency, selling digital assets, smp, SOLD

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

80s, BELIEF, best candidate, Cool, current events, Delusional, election, German, germany, huge margin, kamala, Kamalas, leftoids, Mainstream, Minecraft, Normalfags, opinion, Perception, political analysis, Politics, Server, society, trends, Voting

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Adversity, comedy, Cultural differences, Cultures, Diversity, Entertainment, ethnicities, film, forced to work together, foreigner, friendship, funny, good friend, humor, jokesters, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, smp, teamwork, unfamiliar, Unity

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!