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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2610 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8924 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
