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WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4604
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6045	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	2785	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	4694	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Votes:	9752
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

Crafty, drug comedown, drug community, drug culture, drug dosage, drug effects, drug experience, drug harm reduction, drug high, Drug Interactions, drug risks, drug safety, drug side effects, drug tolerance, drug trip, drug use, ecstasy, mdma, Minecraft, party drug, recreational drug, Server, substance use

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1216
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	6937
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	4030

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!