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NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	283	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1726

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	5266
Chimeras Created:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Items Found:	3720	Dragon Eggs Found:	9169
Farms Harvested:	871	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Votes:	2480	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6809
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild

accomplishment, acknowledgment, Audience, award, college, communication breakdown, creative writing, emotional response, family dynamics, Judges, mental conditions, MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild, Outburst, punishment, Resentment, seizures, short story contest, sibling rivalry, special needs, Support, Trophy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Villages Defended:	11	Farms Harvested:	843
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where your accomplishments are actually recognized!

Tired of being overshadowed by your brother with special needs? Join our server and become the true star of the show! No more cracked trophies or missed opportunities here – just pure, unadulterated praise for all your hard work.

On our server, you can build your own virtual trophies, read your creative writing masterpieces to an adoring audience, and bask in the glory of being the true winner. No more seizures ruining your big day – just endless possibilities and endless support from your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and finally get the recognition you deserve! Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual success and validation? Let’s build, create, and conquer together – because you are a winner in our world!

WindowWatchers Minecraft Server

amazing, Astonishing, BIZARRE, Craziest, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Phenomenal, remarkable, Server, Sight, strange, Surprising, uncommon, unexpected, UNUSUAL, view, WINDOW, WindowWatchers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
New Chunks Explored:	366906	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Towns Built:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Villages Defended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Have you ever looked out your window and seen a herd of llamas riding pigs through a rainbow-filled sky? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never know what to expect next. From giant chickens laying diamond eggs to villagers breakdancing in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!