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Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2889
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Crops Grown:	5079	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	85
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	48

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4940
Treasure Maps Found:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	7494
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	1220	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Votes:	6014

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!