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Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	284	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Potions Brewed:	187	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Votes:	5214	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	152	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3802
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7650
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9890	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!