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CraftyCousin Minecraft Server

boys and girls, CraftyCousin, creative expression, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, gender equality, gender expectations, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, gendered hobbies, hobby, knitting, knitting as a hobby, knitting for boys, knitting for kids, knitting needles, knitting skills, Minecraft, Server, stepcousin, teaching, traditional gender roles

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	135
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	48

Are you tired of being judged for your hobbies? Do you want a place where you can knit in peace without anyone telling you it’s a “girl’s thing”? Then join our Minecraft server where knitting is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special knitting guild where you can show off your creations and teach others how to knit. No judgment here, just pure crafting fun!

And if anyone tries to tell you that knitting is only for girls, we’ll unleash our army of knitted monsters on them! That’s right, we have a whole army of knitted creatures ready to defend our server and show the world that knitting knows no gender!

So come join us and let your knitting skills shine in a world where creativity knows no bounds!

HoneymoonSoloSisDuty

baby, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, disagreement, family, honeymoon, HoneymoonSoloSisDuty, Marriage, perspective, premature labor, reception, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, Support, Understanding, vacation, Wedding, Wife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like Tonya taking care of her sister’s baby, we will take care of all your gaming needs with our epic adventures and challenges.

Need a break from the chaos of family drama? Hop on our server and escape to a world where you can fish in the deep sea or ride a dune buggy through the virtual landscape. Who needs a romantic couples massage when you can battle mobs and conquer dungeons with your fellow players?

Don’t let nonrefundable tickets hold you back from joining the fun. Just like our friend who went on his honeymoon solo, you can embark on thrilling quests and build your own paradise in our server.

So come on over and show your skills in the game, because just like Tonya’s friends and family, we’ll be here to support you and cheer you on. And remember, in our world, there’s always room for one more player – even if you have to sleep in the nursery!

CraftyComms Minecraft Server

building relationships, Career Growth, Communication, communication skills, Confidence, CraftyComms, fear, First Job, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, networking, overcoming challenges, overcoming fear, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, professional development, public speaking, self improvement, self-confidence, Server, social anxiety, Social Skills, Workplace

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	2006
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of being a socially awkward potato in the real world? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm in no time, thanks to our wacky community of players who will make you feel right at home.

Our server is like a magical potion that cures all social anxiety – just ask Timmy, who went from mumbling to his shoes at work to confidently leading team meetings, all thanks to the power of Minecraft! So come on down and join us for some virtual fun and real-life confidence boosting. Who knew pixelated blocks could be so life-changing?

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated memories, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, CartoonCraftLand, cartoons, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids tv shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV nostalgia, vintage cartoons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Towns Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Remember that one show you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh so hard milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine that show as a Minecraft server! This server is like a crazy mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, but with a twist – the characters are all Minecraft mobs! Picture Spongebob Squarepants riding a creeper like a trusty steed or Pikachu battling it out with a zombie horde.

But that’s not all, folks! Join this server and you’ll get to embark on epic quests to save Princess Peach from the clutches of a gang of evil Endermen, or team up with Scooby Doo and the gang to solve mysteries in haunted mineshafts. And let’s not forget the best part – every player gets their very own talking pet slime that tells dad jokes all day long.

So why waste time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest cartoon fantasies in this wacky, zany world? Join now and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, international relations, Israel, Jewish settlements, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, resolution, SECURITY, Server, SettleCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, Strengthen, Territory, united nations, West Bank

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	157
Farms Harvested:	121	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	5426
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build settlements in the west bank just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane building competitions. join us and help us ‘strengthen’ our settlements just like real life!!! who needs a palestinian state when you can join our server and dominate the land with your epic building skills!!! come join now and be a part of the most controversial minecraft server out there!!!

CraftyCommiesWarCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesWarCraft, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military support, NATO chief, Pay, Peacekeeping, propping up, putin, sanctions, superpower rivalry, War, world affairs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!

GenitalCraft or CarvingCraft

art censorship, art controversy, art critique, art history, art interpretation, art symbolism, artistic expression, Artistic techniques, artistic vision, CarvingCraft, classical art, controversial artwork, creative process, detailed carving, GenitalCraft, historical figure, human anatomy, Italian artist, male genitals, michelangelo, Renaissance art, sculpture

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Crops Grown:	8397	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the most detailed penises in all the land! Forget about loincloths, we embrace the D in all its glory. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the explosive fun. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules

animal longevity, caregiving behaviors, evolutionary advantages, evolutionary biology, evolutionary traits, human longevity, life expectancy, life pace, Longevity, longevity factors, maternal care, maternal influence, maternal presence, MommaCraft, Mothers’ care, offspring survival, parental investment, reproduction frequency, reproductive patterns, rules, species development, species evolution, Survival Strategies

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2941

come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! 🤱🏼 our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! 🧬 that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! 💪🏼👵🏼

we’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! 🦖🦕 so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! 🦖👩‍👧‍👦

join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! 🌍🎮 who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? 🤯 #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Abnormal, bewildering, BIZARRE, blocktopia, confusion, Minecraft, mysterious occurrences, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, perplexing, Server, shitposts, strange, strange events, strange occurrences, strange situations, Surprise, unexpected, unexplained events, UNUSUAL, weird, weird happenings

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts performing a synchronized dance routine. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party in your honor, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive porky treasure?

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AbyssCraft Minecraft Server

abyssal creatures, AbyssCraft, Adventure, Anime, Coming of Age, danger, dark fantasy, dark secrets, deep dive, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, healthier lifestyle, made in abyss, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, mysterious artifacts, mysterious world, Server, Survival, thrilling journey, underground world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few hidden treasure chests (or not, we’re not promising anything).

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks, organizing epic pig races, and even hosting virtual bake-offs (yes, you read that right).

Forget about your real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see if you can survive longer than a chicken in a room full of wolves (spoiler alert: probably not).