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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5554 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2936 |
Enchantments Applied: | 140 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.