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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3922 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 8732 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 370 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!