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Sarge’s Blocky Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Emeralds Found:	9361	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic army of (wo)men in the Minecraft universe? Welcome to Sarge’s Hero(in)es, where you’ll embark on crazy missions and battle against evil mobs with your fellow soldiers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sarge, a retired military general who now leads us in epic battles and gives out insane rewards for completing missions. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a stick and a potato.

Join us now and become a hero(in) in Sarge’s army! Fight alongside your comrades, build epic fortresses, and maybe even uncover the hidden treasures of the Minecraft world. Just beware of Sarge’s pet chicken, Cluck Norris – he may look cute, but he’s a fierce warrior in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join Sarge’s Hero(in)es today and let the adventure begin!

Crypto King Minecraft SMP

70k USDT, altcoins, asset allocation, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, Digital Currency, ethereum, Financial Planning, Investment, investment strategy, King, long-term growth, market analysis, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, risk management, smart contracts, smp, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Mines Excavated:	2098	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about what to buy with your diamonds again! Our server is so wild that you’ll be trading diamonds for enchanted golden carrots, flying pigs, and even a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of crazy economy anywhere else!

WalmartWarriorCraft

aita, Assistance, CHIVALROUS, customer service, Defending, Gender Roles, Help, labor policy, moral responsibility, OBLIGATION, on break, pregnant woman, Pregnant Women, public interactions, rude behavior, social norms, societal expectations, walmart employee, WalmartWarriorCraft, workplace etiquette

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Potions Brewed:	173	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant women at Walmart? Well, join our Minecraft server where pregnant women can’t demand help from players on their break! Our server is full of chivalrous players who will only help you if you ask nicely and respect their boundaries. Plus, if you encounter any entitled individuals, you can just walk away without any judgment from us! Join now and leave the drama at the door (or at the end of the aisle)!

PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

economic impact, health concerns, hybrid learning, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, ongoing changes, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, post-pandemic, pre-pandemic, remote work, return to normal, school closures, smp, social distancing, societal shifts., supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Farms Harvested:	750	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

TrudeauCraft2021

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Mobility Challenged Warriors

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	7507
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crops Grown:	8839	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

mc.smitegame.io

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!