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Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

army mess, army field dining, army grub, Minecraft, army chow

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

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Forever Incel Minecraft SMP

Loneliness, self love, self improvement, smp, Minecraft

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and transform into a Minecraft chad, attracting all the pixelated babes with your epic builds and redstone skills. Say goodbye to your incel days and hello to a world where you are the ultimate Minecraft player, slaying mobs and hearts left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. Will you be brave enough to face this love-struck specter and earn its eternal gratitude (and maybe some diamonds)?

Join now and leave your incel days behind you! Who needs real-life romance when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

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Hogwarts Legacy Minecraft Server

Turf, shitlibs, tags, Unnecessary, Game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have enough drama and controversy? Well, look no further because our server is based on the works of an author that shall not be named (but you know who we’re talking about). Join us as we band together to bash this author and their creations, all while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all those who identify as attack helicopters, unicorns, or even sentient blobs of jello. We welcome all walks of life, no matter how bizarre or outlandish.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about the ethics of mining diamonds or the existential crisis of a creeper. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

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Fan Comic Minecraft SMP

fan fiction, favorite fan comic, fanmade creation, fan comic, fan project

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more betrayals than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, backstabbing your friends, and maybe even starting a revolution against the server owner (who may or may not be a secret dictator). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen – including your favorite fan comic coming to life!

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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Japan, Server, power dynamics, Minecraft, political landscape

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had a Pajeet PM elected as our leader because he was the only one who could tame the creeper infestation. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the most unexpected events unfold. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or discover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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No thanks, Minecraft SMP

smp, gender dynamics, paying for sex, sexual satisfaction, above 6/10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?

So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

Modes, Vampirism, Starter Kit, Amongus, Griefersky

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Empyreum, Zalera, Christmas Theme Mixer, Balmung PF, Events

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Gridania? More like BESTdania! Join us for our latest edition, Patch Notes 7.11 where we’ve added flying pigs and exploding sheep!

Looking for resources? We’ve got Femra Companies that will trade you diamonds for cookies, and Linkshells that will connect you with players who have secret treasure maps!

But that’s not all, we have epic meetups and events that will blow your mind! From Getter Robo meetups to Divegrass games, from Casual CC meetups to True Detective watch parties, we’ve got something for everyone!

And mark your calendars for our upcoming Speed Racer Meet-up on Leviathan, where we’ll race around the map in minecarts at lightning speed!

Don’t miss out on the Christmas Theme Mixer on Mateus, where we’ll be building gingerbread houses and battling snow golems!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Last time, we had a blast and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

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The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Hebrew Israelites, judaism, Minecraft, racial identity, Space

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things outrageous and hilarious! Join us if you want to be called “jews” because we have a secret underground society of players who roleplay as ancient Hebrews, complete with epic battles against pharaohs and parting the Red Sea (in-game, of course).

Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).

So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!

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Sleepless Nights Minecraft Server

Sleepless, sleepless at home, sleep struggles, sleep tips, Server

Are you tired of ruining your sleep schedule and feeling like a zombie? Join our Minecraft server and pull an all-nighter with us! Our virtual world never sleeps, so why should you? We have crazy events like zombie apocalypse survival challenges and late-night build battles to keep you entertained. Plus, our community is so lively, you’ll forget you even need sleep! So ditch the bed and join us for a sleepless adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you have Minecraft?

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