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Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

11YesWins

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3419
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3127	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

Minecraft SMP: Sukuna, AFO, Muzan Who? Is There a Single Diamond Miner Here?

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the main villains go out in a pathetic and laughable way? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where every villain meets their end in the most ridiculous and hilarious manner possible. From Sukuna tripping over his own cursed fingers to AFO getting defeated by a swarm of angry chickens, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans will unfold. So come join us and witness the most epic and side-splitting battles in Minecraft history!

CraftyBabyNames

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby name plans? Join our Minecraft server where you can name your virtual babies whatever you want without any interference from nosy relatives! No more debates, no more compromises – just pure baby-naming freedom!

Imagine a world where you can name your daughter Katherine without worrying about your sister stealing the name for her own twins. On our server, you can live out your baby-naming fantasies without any judgment or interference. Plus, you can build a virtual nursery fit for a princess named Katherine – no meddling family members allowed!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start planning the perfect name for your virtual baby girl. Who knows, maybe Katherine will become the most popular name in the virtual baby community – all thanks to you!

LostMyDiamonds Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of losing your diamonds in lava or your best friend stealing your enchanted sword? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to protect your precious belongings! Join us and experience a world where griefing is a crime punishable by being forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for a week.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that only explodes on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare artifacts and hidden traps. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run as fast as a speeding minecart.

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs, join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

CraftyOlderPlayer

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of your boring adult life? Come join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood dreams of building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of pure magic. So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and join us for some seriously epic Minecraft adventures!

PirateCraft: Shutdown Edition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a server so epic, it got shut down by the police in Vietnam? Well, look no further, cuz our server is so lit, it got the title of ‘World’s largest’ piracy ring! Join now and be part of the madness before we get shut down again for being too awesome! Build your own pirate ship, plunder villages, and sail the high seas with your crew of misfit gamers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the cops come knocking again!

CraftyBoozeLand

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of CHEESE and ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens. our server is so lit that if alcohol was discovered today, it would be made an illegal substance. come join us and experience the madness of building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. come join us, or else the unicorns will cry and the dragons will eat all the cake. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

yo, dis server be lit like dem canadian wildfires in 2023, we be releasing more fun and craziness than any other server out there, except maybe china, u.s. and india, but who cares about dem when u can join us and have a blast like never before.

join us if u wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where anything is possible, just like how dem wildfires spread like wild fire. we got crazy challenges, epic builds, and a community that’s hotter than a burning forest.

so come on, join us and be part of something truly epic, cuz why settle for boring when u can have a blast with us. trust me, u won’t regret it.