Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

ToddlerTurf Minecraft Server

accommodations, camper, covid, extended family, family vacation, Forest, grand canyon, Introvert, lake house, last minute trip, Minecraft, neighbors, Niece, privacy, Resentment, room, Server, Siblings, sleeping arrangements, small talk, Toddler, ToddlerTurf, Vegas

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5511
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep in a neighbor’s camper (unless you want to, of course).

Join us for a virtual getaway where you can build your dream lake house without worrying about toddler bed-stealers. Our server is perfect for introverts who just want to escape from it all and avoid awkward small talk with the neighbors.

And if things get too crazy with your family, just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure in Vegas and the Grand Canyon instead?

So ditch the family trip and join our server for a vacation you’ll never forget (and won’t have to share a room with a toddler)!

NoRoomForGmaLOL

Argument, Birth, cleaning, Cooking, culture, DÍL, disrespecting culture, family, Favor, Hotel, household chores, live-in maid, LOGISTICS, NoRoomForGmaLOL, PTO, refusing to help, rejecting family, shopping, Son, Visit, weekend

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1480	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a server where you can escape real-life drama like this? Join our Minecraft server and leave the family feuds behind! We promise no one will ask you to be a live-in maid or make you stay in a hotel while you play. Plus, we have a special “Respect Your Culture” mini-game where you can show off your cultural traditions without any judgment. Don’t be a dick like the OP in this story, join our server and let the fun begin!

Last Night’s Binge Minecraft Server

Actors, Actresses, Binge, binge watching, Characters, Cliffhanger, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episode, Favorite, Last Night, Minecraft, NIGHTS, Plot, reality tv, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, Television series, watch

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Last night I binge-watched a show about a group of llamas who were secretly Minecraft pros and went on epic adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. It was wild, let me tell you! And now I can’t stop thinking about joining this Minecraft server where llamas rule and diamonds rain from the sky. Seriously, if you want to experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a llama wearing a diamond helmet and riding a flying pig!

Crafty30s vs. 20sGriefers

20s, 20sGriefers, 30s, age difference, aging, career advancement, comparison, Crafty30s, Development, experiences, learning, Life Changes, Lifestyle, Maturity, personal growth, perspective shift, Priorities, Reflection, relationships, responsibilities, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, join our server and experience the ultimate time warp where your 30s are crazier than your 20s!

In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.

Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?

PizzaGreaseCraft

Accidents, Activity, bowling alleys, cleaning, cleanliness, Entertainment, Food, Fun, Game, greasy, hygiene, lanes, maintenance, Oil, pizza grease, PizzaGreaseCraft, Recreation, Slippery, spills, sports

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Holy Grails Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like pizza? do u like oil? well then boy do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can slide around on oil-covered bowling alleys, slipping and sliding like a penguin on ice. but wait, there’s more! we also have pizza grease everywhere, cuz why not? join our server and experience the greasiest, slipperiest, most ridiculous fun u’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, once u start sliding around on that pizza grease, u’ll never want to leave. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the greasy madness begin!

BrainyBlocks: Where Sex and Gender Matter!

biological impact, biologically, brain networks, BrainyBlocks, children’s brains, distinct, emotions, gender, health, Human Behavior, Influences, matter, movement, Networks, sex, Social Impact, socially, Specific, spread, study

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Towns Built:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where sex and gender be impactin’ ur behavior and health like WHOA! Our server got children’s brains showin’ sex influences on movement and emotions, while gender be influencin’ networks all over da brain like a boss. Study says sex and gender be all distinct socially and biologically, so come join us for some mind-blowin’ fun and craziness! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and wacky at da same time?! Let’s get weird, y’all!

Panda Junior High School

Community, Cross-Play, custom currencies, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Economy, Minecraft, no pay to win, Panda Junior High School, PandaSMP, Server, Small Community, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	4979	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Buildings Constructed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to PandaSMP! It was founded late May 2024 and is our take at a cross-play Minecraft Server.

We have packed a punch of fun into PandaSMP, and we feature everything from custom items, to custom dungeons.. as well as custom currencies and more.

Our number one priority was to make sure anyone could play, without spending money. Everything is obtainable by playing, and there is no big pay-to-win factor.

Join our small and tight community today!

mc.pandasmp.cloud

MurdocMC

Active Staff, Activestaff, bedrock, Community, Crossplatform, Discord, Economy, Friendly staff, Geysermc, java, MCMMO, MoneyFromMobs, MurdocMC, Newserver, Paper, Playtime ranks, Playtimeranks, PvP, Quests, Rewards, Server, Shop, Shop GUI, Small, Small Community, smp, Spigot, Staff, Survival, Time Vote, Timevote, Vote crates, Vote Sites, Votecrates

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

MurdocMC is proud to announce the official release of our minecraft server! We are currently operating on Minecraft Java, using version 1.21.

IP (Subdomain): murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945IP (Regular): 149.56.159.214:26945Do be sure to vote on all of the vote sites by running the in-game command ‘/voteall’Upon doing so, you will receive rewards. Such as crate keys, currency, items, etc.

Thanks for joining our server and, I hope to see you in-game soon!

murdoc-mc.mcserver.ws:26945

Vanilla Minecraft Server: Where PvP is like pineapple on pizza – definitely unwelcome!

Active, Bluemap, Community, Coreprotect, crossplay, dedicated server, Discord, Greylist, hard difficulty, hermitcraft, High view distance, java, Minecraft, No Unwelcome PvP, No-Claims, Pineapple, pizza, PvP, quality of life mods, Server, Small player base, smp, Unwelcome, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2063	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Towns Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Server IP	play.communitycraft.live
Discord	discord.gg/CommunityCraft
Bluemap	communitycraft.live
Youtube	youtube.com/@CommunityCraftSMP

What We Offer:

Vanilla SMP Experience
Small Dedicated Player-base
Quality of Life Mods
Latest Version
No Claims, No Locked chests, No Economy regulation, No World border, No Donations, No Voting, No Ranks

We truly believe that we are unique in providing a vanilla SMP experience that is protected from grief, stealing, and unwanted pvp. Go on solo adventures or team up with friends and build something incredible! Be inspired by the creativity of others! Survive and Be Epic!

NO tolerance for cheating, unwanted pvp, griefing, or stealing!

Recent Player Review:

“This server is mad cool– it’s like actual vanilla!”

Thanks for checking us out!

FAQ Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
Is this server vanilla-style?	Yes, CommunityCraft SMP provides a public cooperative vanilla-style SMP for all players.
What plugins are used?	Only the most necessary plugins for running a server are used. The team is dedicated to maintaining a great vanilla experience.
How can I join?	Join before the greylist by connecting to the server IP: play.communitycraft.live
What is the server difficulty set to?	The difficulty is set to Hard.
Are there any in-game restrictions?	No, there are no claims, locked chests, economy regulation, world border, donations, voting, or ranks.

SpandexCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, appreciation, Athletic, clothing, comfort, creep, elastic, fashion, fitting, gym, Leggings, long tail, material, Minecraft, Performance, Server, spandex, SpandexCraft, stretchy, tags, Thread, tight, yoga

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	96
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Animals Bred:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things spandex! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was feeling down because no one appreciated its spandex outfit. But on our server, that creeper found a community that not only accepted its love for spandex, but embraced it with open arms (and explosive hugs)!

Join us for epic spandex fashion shows, where players compete to see who can rock the tightest spandex outfit. And don’t forget about our spandex building competitions, where you can create the most outrageous spandex-themed structures imaginable.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Spandex King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in a shimmering spandex cape, granting wishes to those who prove their dedication to the spandex cause. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our spandex appreciation creep thread today and let your inner spandex enthusiast shine!

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