Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!
join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.
so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!
Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.
Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.
But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!
On July 4th, we’ll be hosting a hilarious quarterfinal match in Philly where anything is possible. The US team will have a better chance of winning in our virtual world than in real life – that’s how crazy and unpredictable our server is!
Forget about FIFA sucking, come join us for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs realistic soccer matches when you can have outrageous adventures and epic battles in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
Experience the thrill of having two father figures who compete for your love and attention, all while trying to navigate school events and parent-teacher conferences. Will you choose the strict dad who makes you call him Sir, or the chill stepdad who actually cares about your interests?
Join now and create your own TikTok drama with our unique community of players who understand the struggles of having multiple father figures in your life. Who will you choose to love more: your dad or your stepdad? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial struggles? Look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where money problems don’t exist, unless you count all the diamonds you’ll be mining!
Our server is so lit, even couples struggling with debt can find solace here. Imagine a world where unexpected bills are just creepers trying to ruin your day, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our tax return buffer system. Who needs real money when you can trade in emeralds and gold?
So come join us and leave your financial woes behind. We promise you won’t hear any complaints about not affording food or basic necessities, just the sound of pickaxes hitting blocks and the occasional “I found diamonds!”.
Don’t be an AITA, join our server and let’s mine our way to financial freedom together!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to listen to not just one, but ALL your favorite music artists as you mine, build, and battle your way through the pixelated world. Need some motivation to keep on truckin’ down that endless highway? Just crank up the tunes and let the music guide you to victory!
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious creatures lurking in the shadows, and even a legendary disco ball that grants wishes to those who can find it. So buckle up, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the wildest road trip of your life – all from the comfort of your own computer screen. Join us now and let the music play on!
but don’t worry, we have the best security measures in place to protect you from any unwanted advances. our mods are like super heroes, swooping in to save the day and banishing those predators back to the depths of the internet where they belong.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of scandal and drama in the world of minecraft. your body will never be the same again, but in a good way!
| Server Details | |
|---|---|
| Modpack Version | Ultimate version with almost 300 mods |
| Number of Players | 6 players currently, looking for more |
| Server Status | Just started, not much progress yet |
Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AjC9xy2myK
Server IP: zenplay.org
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join by using the server IP: zenplay.org |
| Is there a whitelist? | No, the server is open to all players |
| Can I invite my friends to join? | Yes, we encourage you to invite your friends to join the server |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, please refer to the rules channel on our Discord server for more information |
Join us for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft where you’ll encounter devilish creatures, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprises from the underworld. Who needs Tyrion Cuthbert when you can have a server that will make your head spin (literally, we have a dizzy potion)?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and become the proud owner of a Diamond Chicken farm!
So what are you waiting for? Leave Tyrion Cuthbert in the dust and come join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of a little devilish fun)!