armoredcombat – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MomGonePhoneGrief
coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation
Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

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PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!
2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination
join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

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Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server
Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft
Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

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FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server
anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).
Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.
But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

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ChunkySibsCraft
alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss
Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.
Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

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ColorMeMine Minecraft Server
ColorMeMine, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!

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TeacherTearsMC
attitude, AUTHORITY, BIAS, Classroom, Communication, discipline, education, Expectations, favoritism, grading, homework, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, learning, School, strictness |, Students, teachers, TeacherTearsMC, teaching methods, unfairness
Tired of boring teachers telling you what to do all the time? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world! No more pesky teachers bossing you around, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity. Build giant monuments to your favorite snacks, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant pixelated chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). Say goodbye to boring school rules and hello to the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

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GazaRevoltCraft
anger, call for change, civil disobedience, Conflict, discontent, Frustration, gaza, GazaRevoltCraft, grassroots activism, Growing chaos, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Palestinian territories, Political unrest, protest, Rebellion, resistance movement, social upheaval, uprising, voices of revolt
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where chaos and discontent are like, totally growing in Gaza! But don’t worry, we got you covered with REVOLT! Join us and be part of the epic uprising against the oppressive forces trying to take over the land.
Build your own rebel base, create secret tunnels, and gather resources to fight back against the evil overlords. Oh, and did we mention there are flying pigs and talking cows? Yeah, it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the fun and let’s cause some mayhem together!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure! Join now and let’s show those baddies in Gaza who’s boss!

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MineCraftPeenEnvy
body image, comparison, Confidence, false beliefs, male anatomy, male insecurity, Masculinity, Media influence, MineCraftPeenEnvy, Myths, penis size, porn, self esteem, self worth, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unrealistic expectations
join our epic minecraft server where everyone has a MASSIVE PENIS. no more lies from porn, we all got that big D energy here. imagine towering over everyone with your giant schlong, dominating the server with your sheer size. every woman will be begging for your pixelated peen, it’s a fact. come join us and show off your massive member, because size does matter in this world of blocks and creepers. let’s build together, one block at a time, with our giant manhood leading the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and show off your epic package.

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