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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4452 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?