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Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3473
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2999
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Items Found:	8933	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Emeralds Found:	946	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!