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RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magic Items Found:	7651
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

BlockbusterCraft: Where Pixels Meet Popcorn!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 23rd anniversary of peak cinema in the most epic way possible! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our buildings are so realistic, they once fooled a Hollywood director into thinking he was on a real movie set! – Our minigames are so intense, players have been known to break out in spontaneous dance battles while trying to win. – The treasure hunts on our server are so challenging, they make Indiana Jones look like a rookie. – Our community is so friendly, they once helped a lost player find their way back home by building a giant beacon in the sky.

So come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more ridiculous than the last. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience virtual adventures like never before! Forget about building boring houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you can embark on quests that will make you question reality itself.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can fap to virtual vaginas with your brand new Quest 2! Our server is filled with exciting challenges and stimulating activities that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the virtual excitement that awaits you!

CraftyChinatown

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8641
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Void Gems Collected:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on, Zhongguosisters! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

2. Our build battle competitions are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement.

3. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Well, on Zhongguosisters, that’s totally possible. Just be sure to bring some extra fire extinguishers.

4. Our treasure hunts are no joke. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond the size of a house and used it to build a mansion that puts even the Eiffel Tower to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguosisters today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	193	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	103083
Mines Excavated:	2739	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Looking for a place where you can truly let your creativity run wild? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant floating castles to pixel art masterpieces, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding chickens, cows that can fly, and even creepers that dance to disco music. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy as you are, look no further. Our players are always up for a good laugh and a friendly prank or two. Just make sure you’re prepared for the epic battles that await you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret diamond mine guarded by friendly llamas in top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Winston’s Minecraft Meltdown

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in hand. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade for some enchanted golden apples.

Or how about a quest to find the legendary unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs from its horn? Trust us, it’s worth it for the epic loot it drops.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a zombie horde while wearing a banana suit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, it’s over for you, Winston.

Minecart Madness: All Aboard the Public Transit Train!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be forced to do is have FUN! Imagine a world where niggers are actually just cute little creatures that sit at the back of your minecart and cheer you on as you ride through our epic landscapes.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast world filled with diamonds, dragons, and dancing llamas! Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re riding on a rainbow made of skittles!

So why wait? Hop on board and let’s make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: No actual niggers were harmed or forced to sit at the back in the making of this server)

BagCraft – Where Blue Archives Come to Life! #5199

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Grand Assault events that will make your diamond armor shake in fear!

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can battle it out while slurping noodles with your friends. And don’t even get us started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense)Toki, Nagisa, Koyuki, Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, Nodoka, Megu, Ui, Hinata, and more, you’ll be the envy of all your blocky buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those pesky Creepers – they’re the real griefers here.

World Wreckers: Prideful Deconstructionists

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Divine Spears Created:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further! Join our server where women are not “entitled” to your attention and men are not “biologically inclined” to approach women. We believe in breaking traditional gender dynamics and chivalrous behavior.

On our server, you don’t need to impress anyone or perpetuate western sensibilities. You are not a jester, you are a Minecraft warrior! And who says you need to be in a romantic relationship?

When you slide into the dms on our server, you’re just becoming another statistic – but a cool one! You don’t have to accept that you’re male cattle, you can avoid it entirely. The bulk of your desire to pursue dating is socially inflicted – so why not break free from it?

So, if someone isn’t your ONE TRUE LOVE, then there is NO POINT – except for joining our hilarious and rebellious Minecraft server!

MadokaCraft: Where griefing is magical and creepers are our news reporters!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the creepers are meaner! 🌱💥

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and blocky shenanigans! 🚀🔥

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a diamond mine so big, they had to call for backup just to carry all the loot! 💎🤑

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! 🐉🔥

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on a blocky adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 😉🎮