Armageddon Time Minecraft Servers

Armageddon Time Minecraft Servers

  • Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 3985
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2211 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8279 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

    Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

    Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

    So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

    Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL

    CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 4837
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 8790
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

    Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

    Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 4656
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mines Excavated: 4383
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Secret Passages Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

    Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7278
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loona’s Block Party

    Loona’s Block Party
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 3016
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

    MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 5894
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Ores Mined: 5429 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

    Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

    With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

    PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 261
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

    LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 4411
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Ores Mined: 4845 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Towns Built: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Enchantments Applied: 114 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

    So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crackers

    Crafty Crackers
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8414
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Farms Harvested: 959 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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