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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3086 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?
2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.
3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.
