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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3394 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7252 |
Votes: | 5769 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
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