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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5384 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3641 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
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