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PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9031
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	824254	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	289	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	6605
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Farms Harvested:	477
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	197
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	785560	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	49	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Farms Harvested:	438
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Void Gems Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”