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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1127 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!
Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.
Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!
