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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9750 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 7505 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
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🤪 Build your dream home without the drama of being told you’re selfish for wanting your own space. On our server, you can expand as much as you want without anyone asking you to give up your storage room for a random kid.
😎 So come on over and escape the insanity of real life by joining our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations! Let’s block and roll, baby!
