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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3838 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2977 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 830 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!