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PainCraft T-Cell Wars

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	137
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

but dat ain’t all, we also got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. we even got a dragon dat guards it, but don’t worry, he’s friendly as long as u bring him some diamonds.

oh and did i mention we have a secret portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil witches? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Cobbleton Forever

+18, Applicants, apply, atmosphere, building, classic-style, collaboration, Community, cooperation, Destruction, ELEMENTS, Enjoy, Experience, Friendly, Graylist, modern touch, multiplayer, Positive, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Launched on 06/14/2024! A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

We have a graylist, so feel free to join now and check us out. IP: play.cobbleton.com

When you are ready to gain full access, apply using the link below. Apply: https://cobbleton.com/apply

18+ applicants only please.

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, but also to supplement it with extra elements that we hope will make the multiplayer experience more enjoyable for everyone who wants to play. Some of these extra additions include:

play.cobbleton.com:25578

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.zf2i.vanillaboxmc.ru

GonerCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Albanian Muslim, Artificial Intelligence, artistic work, Automation, creative industries, creative jobs, Director, Finnish flower, future of work, GonerCraft, graphicians, innovation, Job Displacement, Minecraft, Mira Muratti, Muratti, Musicians, openai, Server, technological advancements, technology division

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Mira Muratti, the Albanian Muslim director of OpenAI’s AI technology division!

Join our server and witness the power of AI as it creates mind-blowing landscapes and epic music that will make your jaw drop. Say goodbye to mediocre graphics and boring tunes because on our server, only the best of the best will survive.

Who needs human graphic designers and musicians when you have AI creating masterpieces left and right? Join now and be a part of the revolution in Minecraft gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Amber Skitterfly Mount, Bullions spreadsheet, CraftyCraze, Dark Heart Content Update, Developer Chat, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, feature overview, General Resources, Minecraft, mists of pandaria, petopia, Pets, raider.io, remix, Server, summer fun, the war within, Trading Post, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, wow, wowhead

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu, with features like the War Within, Mists of Pandaria REMIX, and Dragonflight Dark Heart Content Update. And let’s not forget about our dynamic flight update – because who needs wings when you can fly like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got trading posts with items so rare, they make diamond armor look like leather. Plus, our community is tighter than a slime block – you’ll never mine alone!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the only thing scarier than missing out on all the fun!

ArrogantMeta Minecraft Server

Arrogant Meta, ArrogantMeta, Australia, Digital News, facebook, GOOGLE, Government, Journalism, Media, media industry, Minecraft, monetization, News, news outlets, News Publishers, online news, outlets, Pay, pm, Regulation, Server, social media, tech giants

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Australia PM said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, yo. you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally meta, man.” and then he was all like, “yo, this server is so cool, it should pay outlets for news. that’s how awesome it is, man.” so, like, if the PM says it, you know it’s gotta be legit, right? join now and be part of the coolest server ever, man.

JewCraft: No Bombs Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, bombs, Condemnation, condemns, Conflict, extremism, FIRED, Global Issues, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jewcraft, MIDDLE EAST, october 7, opposition leader, political statements, sleeping Jews, Terrorism, turkish, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4714	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, you gotta join this crazy Minecraft server, bro! We got so much epic stuff going on, it’s like a party in your computer! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens riding around on motorcycles, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base where you can battle evil llamas with laser eyes and ride on the backs of dragons that breathe fire emojis. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to find the hidden treasure guarded by a pack of ninja turtles wearing diamond armor.

Oh, and did I mention the disco party every night at the spawn point? It’s lit, fam. You’ll be dancing with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those flying pigs, they’re sneaky little buggers.

TrillionBlockz

challenge, Counting, counting ability, counting accomplishment, counting challenge, counting limit, counting milestone, counting record, counting skills, counting to a trillion, impossible task, mathematical feat, Mathematics, Numbers, numeracy, numerical achievement, numerical challenge, numerical skills, proof, Trillion, TrillionBlockz

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	199
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane challenges like trying to count to a trillion blocks in game. no one has ever done it before, so you could be the first! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you counted to a trillion in minecraft. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of the challenge. so what are you waiting for? come join us and start counting to a trillion today!

GutCraft: Addictive Eats & Healthy Treats

addiction, Addictive, Bacteria, beneficial role, Eats, findings, food addiction, gut bacteria, gut health, GutCraft, health, healthy, humans, international team, Mice, Microbiome, microbiota, obesity, Prevention, research, scientific discovery, specific bacteria, study, Treats, weight gain

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mines Excavated:	2799	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by all these crazy bacteria in the gut, but get this, they’re like, controlling your cravings for food! Some of them are all like, “eat all the cake, bro!” and others are like, “nah, let’s stick to carrots.” It’s a wild ride, man.

But wait, there’s more! These bacteria are like little characters in a video game, each with their own special powers. Some make you run faster, others give you super strength. It’s like having a whole team of tiny superheroes living in your belly.

And get this, if you join this server, you can actually interact with these bacteria in the game. You can feed them different foods and watch how they react. Maybe you’ll even discover a new species of gut bacteria that no one has ever seen before. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great gut bacteria scientist!

So come on, join the server and let’s see what kind of crazy adventures we can have with these gut bacteria. Who knows, maybe you’ll even cure food addiction and obesity while you’re at it. It’s a wild, wacky world out there, and we’re just getting started!

Revolution SMP

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Discord, Diversity, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Some related tags that are not part of the Minecraft server “Revolution SMP” could be: Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Farms Harvested:	966
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Revolution SMP is a Survival Minecraft server, crafted with a vision: to create a vibrant, fun, and relaxed community where players can explore, build, and thrive together.

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into our realm. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

play.revsmp.com:25627