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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9380 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?
