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Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	62
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	2652	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	8993	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Dimension Hops:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4751
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	1

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4814	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	270	Players Killed by Monsters:	2255
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

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FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7440	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

45.11.228.33:27000

Trump Costume Minecraft Server

American politics, celebrity costume, controversial costume, costume, costume party, DIY costume, fake tan, funny costume, Halloween, long red tie, mask, Minecraft, orange wig, political costume, Political satire, president, presidential costume, republican party, Server, Suit, trump, Trump costume, united states, Wig

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict dress code of Trump costumes only! That’s right, you’ll be building your blocky empire while looking like the one and only Donald J. Trump himself. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? That’s right, these little oinkers sprout wings and soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP

celebration, Competition, Contest, contestants, costume, costume contest, creativity, dress up, Event, EXCITEMENT, Festive, Fun, Halloween, Judges, Masks, Minecraft, October, outfits, participants, Prizes, Scary, smp, spooky, tradition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9812	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).

Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.

But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?

So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!