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BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Love Letters Sent:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Perfectionism Procrastination Playtime

anxiety, Behavior, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, mental health, Narcissistic vulnerability, perfectionism, personality traits, Playtime, procrastination, Psychology, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, self-sabotage, social expectations, stress

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, u know how u always feel like u gotta be perfect and stuff, but then u end up just putting things off and procrastinating? well, on this server, we embrace ur imperfections and celebrate ur flaws! join us and let ur narcissistic vulnerability shine as u build the wonkiest, most chaotic creations u can imagine! procrastinate all u want, cuz here, we believe in taking ur time and enjoying the process. come be a part of our wacky community where imperfection is perfection!

✅ HorizonOfCubes start of season 4 (04.05.2024) Minecraft server

Board Games, Community, discord community, Events, high quality, HorizonOfCubes, i9 13th generation cores, leisure, minecraft server, Moderation, player interaction, Plugins, season 4, tps, Vanilla Survival, voice chat

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	957784
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8970
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

HorizonOfCubes is a free server without private, purchased admin panels and other junk. A place where everyone can spend time, resting from everyday work, realizing themselves and communicating with like-minded people.

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The server is based on vanilla survival. The main idea is simplicity, accessibility and creating a good community.

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Vanilla-complementing plugins help to immerse yourself more deeply in the friendly atmosphere. Voice chat and emotions allow you to express yourself, and the server resource pack adds color and variety! All plugins are selected to complement vanilla Minecraft, preserving its vibe.

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Saturday meetings with the project administration in the format of a conversation with players; The world of art for creative people; Events and board games held by players; All types of leisure are countless, everyone will find something to their liking!

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For a comfortable game without lags, the server is divided into separate worlds, each of which is processed separately from each other by the i9 13th generation cores. This ensures stable server operation at 20 TPS, allowing several hundred players to play simultaneously!

The server is constantly monitored by moderation, ready to help the players of the project at any time. All this creates a high quality of the game.

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❗ The project was opened in 2021 and has already established itself in the eyes of thousands of players. Join our friendly community by joining our Discord. Apply and play with us!

play.HorizonOfCubes.ru

Nasty Hoops Minecraft Server

Addictive, animation, athleticism, Basketball, binge-worthy, Characters, Competition, determination, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, hand drawn, high school, hoops, love, marker backgrounds, Minecraft, Nasty, nasty players, Netflix, Passion, Plot, Server, sports anime, teamwork

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Villages Defended:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the first sports anime you’ve ever watched – totally unexpected and totally awesome! We’ve got hand-drawn marker backgrounds that will blow your mind and mild high school elements that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown, bro. Who needs plot when you’ve got this level of insanity? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Shogun’s Success Minecraft SMP: More Attractive Builds!

Actresses, asian actresses, asian representation, Asian talent, attractive, Builds, cultural diversity, Diversity, Diversity in media, entertainment industry, female leads, film, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, movies, representation, Shogun, Shoguns, shows, smp, success, television, trending

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crops Grown:	1951
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can mine diamonds while watching attractive Asian actresses star in our custom-made movies and shows! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are lining up to audition for a chance to be the next big star. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and join us now for a wild ride through blocky Hollywood!

OvertimeCraft

auto repair, Belittled, Communication, Expenses, financial responsibility, hard worker, house expenses, income, INSULTED, money management, Overtime, overtime hours, overtime pay, OvertimeCraft, parts technician, passive income, rainy day fund, relationship, savings, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ores Mined:	8937
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of being called greedy for working hard and making that extra cash money? Join our Minecraft server where hard work is celebrated and overtime is encouraged! Build your virtual empire and show off your work ethic to all the other players. Who needs a lunch break when you can be grinding away for that sweet, sweet virtual currency? Plus, you can save up for a rainy day in Minecraft too – you never know when a creeper might blow up your house! So come join us and show the world that being a hard worker is never a defect, even in the blocky world of Minecraft!