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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 469 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!