Ark 2 ascended Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6835
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Potions Brewed:	157	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6789
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.