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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2802 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Votes: | 6225 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!