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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 932 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5460 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.
secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?
lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!