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CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of Minecraft experiences! Join us for a wholesome Christian videogame edition where you can build your own virtual church and preach to pixelated villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that when you mine for diamonds, you might just uncover the legendary Sword of the Spirit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail of enchanted golden apples.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a Minecraft missionary, spreading the gospel of blocky goodness to all who dare to log on. So grab your pickaxe and your Bible, and let’s embark on a journey of faith and fun like never before!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of those normalfags taking over your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the weird and wacky players out there! Join us for Demo Days, where you can showcase your craziest creations and out-of-this-world builds.

Forget about the boring old servers, because on our server, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you rare items for emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary?

What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3930
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	182997	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Buildings Constructed:	46	Farms Harvested:	334
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ores Mined:	3861
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	292
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4145
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5278	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8502	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	375131
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!