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UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Emeralds Found:	2767
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6051

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4375	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7731	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mines Excavated:	1159	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	263	Alien Abductions:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!