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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3955 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 118 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. we got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers.
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with real sharks (don’t worry, they’re friendly).
come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft community ever. we even have a secret handshake that involves doing the floss dance while riding a llama. so what are you waiting for? come join us before pope francis bans us for being too awesome.
