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Wheeler’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident aftermath, bicycle safety, bike accident, cautionary tale, dangerous situations, emergency room visit, injury, life-changing event, lucky to be alive, Medical Treatment, Near Death Experience, painful accident, physical therapy, Realm, recovery process, road accidents, road safety, scrotum injury, traumatic experience, truck accident, truck collision, Wheelers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Potions Brewed:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Mines Excavated:	4263
Ores Mined:	2828	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s even more intense than getting your scrotum flattened by a truck!

– We have more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, so get ready to be blown away (literally)! – Our community is crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, so you’ll never be bored with all the chaos and shenanigans. – The only thing more unpredictable than our server is a toddler on a sugar rush, so expect the unexpected at every turn. – We’ve got more surprises than a jack-in-the-box convention, so get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions (and creepers). – Join us if you dare, because this server is more insane than a pineapple pizza debate.

NeighborlyKnockers

apartment, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Courtesy, Etiquette, Grateful, Inappropriate Behavior, Kindness, neighbor, NeighborlyKnockers, overreacted, personal space, privacy, privacy invasion, Respect, social norms, unannounced visits, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted visitors barging into your virtual home unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises, just like the unexpected visits from our neighbor in the story above.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can set up all the booby traps and security measures you need to keep nosy neighbors out. Build your fortress, gather your resources, and defend your territory like a boss.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of virtual life, just remember that at least you don’t have a real-life neighbor sneaking into your apartment while you’re half-dressed. So come join us for a laugh, a thrill, and a whole lot of fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block

Adversity, bad breaks, BLOCK, Challenges, difficult situations, Difficulties, Hardship, INEQUALITY, injustice, Life, life challenges, life struggles, Lifes, misfortune, Obstacles, setbacks, smp, Struggle, tough luck, tough times, UNFAIR, UnfairCraft, unfairness, unfortunate circumstances

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join ASAP! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers and zombies instead of Oompa Loompas.

So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that took me to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. And get this, the unicorns were riding on top of the rainbows like they were surfboards. It was lit, bro.

And the best part is, on this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.

So, like, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PineappleCraftPizzaLand

controversial toppings, culinary choices, divisive foods, food debate, food discussions, food opinions, food preferences, food trends, fruit on pizza, hawaiian pizza, Pineapple, pineapple debate, pineapple haters, pineapple lovers, PineappleCraftPizzaLand, pizza, pizza controversy, pizza toppings, savory and sweet, unconventional toppings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that serve up the same old toppings? Well, look no further because our server is like a Hawaiian pizza – controversial but oh so delicious! Join us if you dare to challenge the status quo and embrace the chaos of pineapple on pizza.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of pineapple pizza lovers who have sworn to protect their precious topping at all costs. Rumor has it that they hold epic pizza parties in hidden underground bunkers, complete with lava moats and diamond-encrusted pizza cutters.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to defend the honor of pineapple on pizza with all your might. Just remember, when it comes to toppings, we don’t play by the rules – we play by our taste buds!

DefendCraft: German Edition

Armed Forces, bundeswehr, DefendCraft, Defense, defense division, defense forces, Edition, european defense, German, germany, homeland security, military division, military equipment, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military strategy, military training, military unit, national defense, national security, territorial defence, territorial protection

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6661
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	889	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where germany has set up a military division dedicated to defending their territory from creepers and zombies! we got tanks and helicopters and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold! join us and help protect germany from the evil mobs that threaten to take over the land! plus, we have free cake every friday and a pet pig named schnitzel who loves to go on adventures with you. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against the minecraft mobs!

Eternal Rising Sun 1.21.3

#english speaking, 1.21.3, Agencies, Branches, Community, culture, en branches, English, Entertainment, ETERNAL, Fandoms, Impact, japanese, Japanese vtuber, jp, Launch, ONLINE, Rising, speaking, Sun, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bros, imagine a world where Japanese VTuber agencies were like, “Nah, we good, no need for English branches.” Like, what if they were just like, “Sayonara, English-speaking fans, we out.”

Dude, that would be like, chaos in the VTuber fandom. /vt/ and /jp/ would be like, “Where’d our waifus go?!” It would be like, a VTuber apocalypse, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the VTuber drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only waifus are blocky pixels, then join us! We got creepers, we got diamonds, we got everything you need to forget about the VTuber world falling apart.

So come on, join our server and let’s build some crazy shit together. Who needs VTubers when you got Minecraft, am I right?!

MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, Edition, MortgageCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

Baltic states, BalticCraft, baltics, count down, Days, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, Escape, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, Grid, Infrastructure, LEAVING, political tensions, power grid, renewable energy, Russian, Russian energy grid, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Enchantments Applied:	216
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

#covert operations, Black Market, DUBAI, Dubai companies, DubaiCraft, Fleet, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, investigation, Maritime, money laundering, offshore companies, ownership, russia, Russian, Russian shadow fleet, sanctions, Shadow, shadow economy, shipping, suspicious, Vessels, YLE

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Emeralds Found:	5473	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anons, Body, coping, dead dads, delicate, distrust, emotional pain, ETERNAL, family, Father, fragile life, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, Miracle, mourning, Realms, relationships, vitality, Void, yearning

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!

Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!

Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.

Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.

Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.

Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?