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2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	46073
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1806
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

“Youth, 07, Brutal, Colosseum Changes, Communication, Crafty, Diaries, dragon-edition, Info, new, NPC Defence Changes, Oldschool, osg, osrs, Project Rebalance, Quests, Rascals, runescape, Shenanigans, skilling competition, twitter, Undead Pirates, Urban, Website, Wiki

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6689	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	115
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Potions Brewed:	166

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crops Grown:	7581	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	745136
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!