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  • who are these dudes? Minecraft SMP

    who are these dudes? Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about the legends of this Minecraft SMP! These dudes are like the Avengers of the blocky world, each with their own superpowers.

    First up, we have Steve the Builder, who can construct entire cities in the blink of an eye. Legend has it he once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon.

    Then there’s Alex the Explorer, who has mapped out every inch of the server and discovered hidden treasures beyond imagination. Rumor has it she once found a diamond the size of a house.

    And let’s not forget about Herobrine the Trickster, who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. He once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs.

    If you want to join this epic Minecraft SMP, be prepared for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with these dudes around!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Why are men allowed to be single issue voters, but women are… Minecraft SMP

    Why are men allowed to be single issue voters, but women are… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for being a single issue voter? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all kinds of voting preferences, no matter how one-dimensional they may be! Join us and let your single issue flag fly high as you build, mine, and survive in a world where your vote is the only thing that matters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own political party. Will you join forces with them or start a revolution of your own? The choice is yours, single issue voter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Limey Kek Minecraft Server

    Limey Kek Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

    Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • “Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Are We Like This” Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

    SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

    So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Nazis United: Building Blocks of Hate

    Crafty Nazis United: Building Blocks of Hate

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the legends of old? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the spirit of the mighty Aryans, Anglo-Saxons, and more! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where honor, heroism, and courage reign supreme.

    Build towering fortresses overlooking lush pastures and arable lands, where you can guard your hoard of pure gold, bronze, and iron. Sail the high seas aboard your trusty boat, fishing with barbs and exploring the power of the oceans. And don’t forget to bury your loved ones with honor in our sacred burial grounds!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can race messengers, fly like an eagle, and even earn a living in the bustling market square. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where every hour of the day is filled with excitement and every cycle of the year brings new challenges and triumphs. Welcome to the realm of legends – welcome to our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCanuck’s Cold War

    CraftyCanuck’s Cold War

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even canada had to impose sanctions against it? well, u found it, my dude! this server is so epic, it made russia shake in their boots and canada was like “nah, we gotta do something about this madness.”

    join us and be part of the chaos that made world leaders tremble. build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even start an international incident or two. who knows, maybe you’ll be the reason for the next world war.

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join the server that’s so wild, even putin himself is scared to log on.

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  • Noob English Barrier

    Noob English Barrier

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the best place to be if you wanna, like, have a blast in Minecraft, ya know? like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret diamond stash and became the richest player on the server, like, whoa dude!

    and, like, the admins are super cool and always hosting crazy events like a pig racing competition or a build battle where you gotta build a giant taco or something, like, so random but so fun!

    plus, like, the community is so chill and friendly, you’ll make friends in no time and be laughing your butt off in the chat all day long. seriously, it’s like a big party up in here!

    so, like, come join us and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com. you won’t regret it, promise!

    Server IP: diamondtaco.About.minecraft

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Minds Server

    Crafty Minds Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis server, cuz like, we got all da craziest stuff goin on. like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where u had to survive waves of zombies with nothing but a carrot. it was nuts, man.

    also, our community is so lit, like we all support each other and have each other’s backs. we even have a therapy llama that u can talk to if u’re feeling down. ain’t no psychosomatic diseases gonna mess with us, we got llamas, man.

    so come join us on dis server and let’s have a blast together. who needs real life when u can have all dis craziness in Minecraft, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
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