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SMP_LlamaLover420 – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, Conspiracy Theory, cryptic message, digital mystery, Enigmatic, internet mystery, internet sleuthing, message board, Minecraft, mysterious post, odd, online forum, online investigation, perplexing, puzzling, puzzling message, smp, SMP_LlamaLover420, strange, strange occurrences, unexplained, WTFWTF

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to WTFWTF, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is home to a community of players who are all about having a good time and causing absolute mayhem. Need proof? One time, we had a player who built an entire roller coaster that led straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!

If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun, then WTFWTF is the place for you. Join us today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt as you embark on ridiculous adventures with your fellow players. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens – they’re a real blast!

MomStopApplyingForMe

Boundaries, career development, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, job applications, job hunting, job interviews, job market, job offers, Job Opportunities, job preferences, job rejections, job responsibilities, Job Search, MomStopApplyingForMe, mother-daughter relationships, parental involvement, trust issues

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t mess up your job opportunities? Look no further than our server! We promise not to apply for jobs on your behalf without your permission, unlike some helicopter moms out there. Join us for a chance to escape the real world drama and focus on building your dream virtual world instead. Trust us, you won’t have to worry about missing out on interviews because of our server – unless, of course, you get too caught up in mining diamonds to remember your real-life responsibilities. So come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

ExPartnerGriefer – Minecraft SMP

break up, breakup advice, breakup reasons, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup therapy, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, Differences, emotional disconnect, ExPartnerGriefer, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, relationship, self reflection, smp, trust issues

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Votes:	8292
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ores Mined:	9972	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your ex-partner just stood there watching? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and find a new partner who will actually help you gather resources instead of just building dirt houses and calling it a day.

Our server is filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your ex. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why did you break up with your last partner? Was it because they couldn’t handle the pressure of fighting off hordes of zombies? Or maybe they just couldn’t keep up with your epic building skills. Whatever the reason, it’s time to move on and find a new partner who can handle the chaos of our Minecraft SMP.

Join us today and start a new chapter in your Minecraft love story. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while fighting off a horde of angry skeletons.

HateCraft99

contrary taste, contrary view, different opinion, different preferences, different tastes, dislike, dissenting opinion, hate, HateCraft99, individual preference, minority opinion, minority perspective, not a fan, not for me, not my thing, personal dislike, pet peeve, unique perspective, unpopular choice, unpopular opinion

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	65896	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5771
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who love the same things as you? Do you want to stand out from the crowd and embrace your inner rebel? Then join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things that 99% of people love but you just HATE!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of your least favorite food and watch it get demolished by a herd of angry cows. You can participate in our weekly “Hate Speech” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most creative insults for things like puppies and rainbows.

But that’s not all! We also have a special area called the “Anti-Love Zone” where you can unleash your hatred for all things cute and cuddly. Build a fortress made entirely of spiders and creepers, or create a maze filled with traps for unsuspecting players to stumble into.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner hater and join a community of like-minded individuals, then come join our Minecraft server today! Just remember, on our server, it’s cool to be uncool.

CraftyKremlinDronez

#intelligence gathering, Aerial Reconnaissance, air defense, Conflict, CraftyKremlinDronez, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, reconnaissance, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lol u know what’s cheaper than drones? joining our epic minecraft server! we got so many cool builds and mini games, u won’t even care about russia and ukraine anymore. plus, our secret military intelligence says that joining our server will make u a pro at pvp and building. so what r u waiting for? join now and dominate the virtual world like a boss!

PixelatedAudioLand

Advanced technology, audio fidelity, audio perception, audio representation, fidelity, image fidelity, image quality, image reproduction, PixelatedAudioLand, reproduction accuracy, sensory perception, sound fidelity, sound quality, sound reproduction, technological advancements, technological progress, Technology, technology advancement, visual fidelity, visual perception, visual representation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	192	Mines Excavated:	2041
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5510	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	5354
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got creepers that tell knock knock jokes and skeletons that breakdance. our sheep are trained in the art of karate and our zombies throw the sickest rave parties.

if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the water is made of liquid gold. you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil witches with your trusty enchanted sword.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret underground disco where the ender dragon likes to boogie down. only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

HexSMP

Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Earth, earth smp, Economy, HexSMP, Play, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Survival, Webstore

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1806
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

HEXSMP is A Economy Earth SMP with Custom Enchants Ranks Crates Custom Items and more!!!! AT play.Hexsmp.pro We also have a Webstore in the works

play.hexsmp.pro:25926

play.DarumaWorld.fun (1.16.5-1.20) Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Adventure, Anarchy, classic, Community, creativity, DarumaWorld, Discord, Donations, Economy, Free Donations, freedom, Fun, Grief, imagination, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Play, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, rules, Russian, Server, Simplicity, Survival, Vanilla, VKontakte, Website, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to the DarumaWorld server – where the rules are set by the players themselves! Our server offers a unique experience of playing on anarchy in the world of Minecraft, where everyone can choose their own paths and create their own rules. We value the freedom and creativity of each player, so on DarumaWorld you have the opportunity to develop without restrictions.

We are planning to open vanilla survival soon to provide even more options for those who love simplicity and an authentic Minecraft survival experience. Our developers are constantly working on improving the server to make the game as convenient and fun as possible for all players.

Join us on the DarumaWorld server, where your imagination will be your greatest weapon and adventure awaits around every corner!

• Server IP:

• mc.darumaworld.su • play.darumaworld.su

• mc.darumaworld.fun • play.darumaworld.fun

• Our website: https://darumaworld.fun

• VKontakte group: https://vk.com/darumaworld

• Discord server: https://discord.gg/n9Quswd666

play.darumaworld.fun

MimeScape: Where you mine and craft with invisible walls and imaginary enemies! 1.18.2 update now live!

1.18.2, Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Craft, Crafting, Discord, enemies, Friends, Imaginary, INVISIBLE, Live, Magic, Map, MimeScape, Mining, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Other, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Skills, Smithing, update, walls, Website, woodcutting

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

MineScape Server Overview:

Features:
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

For rules, visit: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is MineScape free to play?	Yes, MineScape is free to play.
How can I join MineScape?	You can join MineScape by connecting to the IP: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to enjoy.
Can I earn rewards by solving clue scrolls?	Yes, solving clue scrolls in MineScape rewards players with various items and bonuses.
How can I get involved in the MineScape community?	You can join the MineScape discord to get involved and make new friends in the community.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, important, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Male on Futa, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Votes:	2856	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build blocks, we create insane stories and wild adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the Male on Futa Edition where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Our guides will have you navigating the virtual world like a pro in no time, and our Controlnet will keep you connected to all the latest shenanigans.

But that’s not all! With animations that will make you question reality, block merging that will blow your mind, and characters and celebs that you never knew you needed in Minecraft, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).