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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1114 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7857 |
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.