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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7141 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
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